Somethings you can't hold back

I know it's been ages since I last posted, but since someone dear to me is thinking about coming clean about something special, I figure I'll spill the beans.

I'm the man who makes Michele Agnew swoon. I know, I know, kinda hard to believe, but looks is what brought us together.
Stop laughing!

Alot of you know me under a different alias, but I wont give it away, boobala! Here's a short poem I wrote for you:

Your gentle touch
Your look of love
Is something I rely on

You comb my brow
You love my gap
I'm a major turn on

Love,
Mr. Wonderful

Hmmmm... What do I name it?

My Weekend

Saturday I didn't do much, just visited my Aunt Beth at the nursing home for about 5 minutes until she said "Get the fuck our of my face, Goofy", because she thinks I'm really the Disney character, so I did and told her that I'll send Mickey her best.

Sunday I went swiming with a friend, and saw one of the most beautiful girls on the face of the earth! She works at the pool as a life guard. I contemplated on pretending to drown so she could come to my rescue, but with my luck I'll probably drown, since I can't swim! You read it right, I can't swim, and I'm at a swiming pool. You have a problem with that?!!!

Anyway, I stared at that girl forever, until she caught me. I wanted to apologize, but before I could, she gave me a buck tooth look! She then became the ugliest girl on the planet, and I wasn't gona take that sitting down, because it's already bad enough that I do when my Aunt Beth does that! I then gave her the middle finger, and some big guy grabbed it, and twisted my arm behind my back, then threw me out! My buddy never came out to see if I was ok!

The rest of the day I took it easy, as soon as I came home from the hospital. I just wonder how I'm gona type at work Monday morning with a cast on my finger? Next weekend I'm gona take my buddy to meet my Aunt Beth, as payback! She always wanted to meet Donald Duck!

Had a minor car accident

Today I had a minor car accident, but it wasn't my fault! Some guy stopped in front me at the light, and when it turned green a firetruck came screaming by, so the guy hit his breaks, and I hit him. I then got out of the car to check the damage the same time the driver of the car in front of me did.
Next thing I know he's yelling "You fricken Fag!", so I yelled back "You're a homo!", then he started towards me, so I ran for my life!

I don't know how many blocks I ran, but he caught me and said "I'm gona tear you a new arsehole", and started to kick my arse, but I took it like a man. After about a few minutes of getting my arse kicked, the police showed up, and when they took him away,
I got the last laugh, and gave him the finger!

This wasn't what I had planned to write today, but after my arse kicking I thought "I got to blog this", and that's what I did. I hope whomever visits my new blog has a nice weekend, and drive safe!

First Entry!

That's right, this picture of myself is my first entry.
I'm not usually this happy, and incase you're wondering, a pal of mine Photoshopped it to make it look like I'm missing teeth. But those are my real eyebrows. Stop laughing!
It use to be longer until I started shaving between my eyes.

Just so you don't feel disappointed, I'm gona let you know now before you reach the bottom of this post, I'm not accepting comments. I figure instead of burdening you all with commenting, I'll just leave it off, which will help keep me sane! You're never gona be first! Ah-ha!

Every single day I'm gona post an entry, but only once a month I'll open comments on my blog, except for this month, and if you don't comment on the day you can comment, what the frick?!!!

Thanks for visitng my blog! I hope to see you all real soon!