My Weekend

Saturday I didn't do much, just visited my Aunt Beth at the nursing home for about 5 minutes until she said "Get the fuck our of my face, Goofy", because she thinks I'm really the Disney character, so I did and told her that I'll send Mickey her best.

Sunday I went swiming with a friend, and saw one of the most beautiful girls on the face of the earth! She works at the pool as a life guard. I contemplated on pretending to drown so she could come to my rescue, but with my luck I'll probably drown, since I can't swim! You read it right, I can't swim, and I'm at a swiming pool. You have a problem with that?!!!

Anyway, I stared at that girl forever, until she caught me. I wanted to apologize, but before I could, she gave me a buck tooth look! She then became the ugliest girl on the planet, and I wasn't gona take that sitting down, because it's already bad enough that I do when my Aunt Beth does that! I then gave her the middle finger, and some big guy grabbed it, and twisted my arm behind my back, then threw me out! My buddy never came out to see if I was ok!

The rest of the day I took it easy, as soon as I came home from the hospital. I just wonder how I'm gona type at work Monday morning with a cast on my finger? Next weekend I'm gona take my buddy to meet my Aunt Beth, as payback! She always wanted to meet Donald Duck!